About Me

(& some disclosures)

I am a firm believer in blowing bubbles in the house (as long as no one gets hurt) and still wonder why I would go and have two more kids when there was nothing wrong with the other two I already had…. My husband left a 30 year career in cyber to start a land management business and I still never see him… but love him very much (or who I remember he was anyway). I’ve lived in the Northern Virginia area since 1993 (this time), but grew up all over as a Navy brat. I’ve had a ridiculous number of weird jobs from pageant director to professional witness when my boss embezzled a huge amount of money from the company I worked for.

My need to update our surroundings started me on the adventure of a lifetime. I have found my passion and now help others do it too through refreshing, repurposing, and reviving their space while the two youngest run around and wreak havoc.

I have in-stock furnishings, do custom orders, and paint and refresh kitchen cabinets and countertops for a lower cost update than traditional makeovers as well as build out custom projects.

reception us

Taken at our wedding reception years ago. This is still my favorite picture.

girls corm Maize 13

My beautiful “big girls”

wolverine bother

and the bad, B.A.D. babies…

loving siblings

Who really do love each other… for the most part.

Where to find me:

The Painted Pig

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A few quick things:

  • I love your comments. When you leave them, please realize I might repeat them because they make me happy!
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  • If you’re mean or a bully, I reserve the right to call you out for everyone to see (see above).
  • I do not prefer anonymous comments and therefore require a minimum amount of information.
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  • I sometimes accept products in exchange for telling you my experience with them. I will tell you when that is the case, and anything I tell you will always be the truth.
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  • Reply
    Cynthia Nessel
    July 12, 2018 at 10:53 PM

    It was so great to meet you today! I’ll be repainting my kitchen cabinets soon, sounds like we should talk more!

    • Reply
      July 13, 2018 at 9:00 AM

      It was fabulous to meet you too! Yes! I’m happy to chat with you about cabinets! You’ll love it when it’s done!!

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